I’m a complete weirdo. I’m awkward and sometimes I stutter when I talk. People tend to think the worst of me until they take the time. But getting to know people takes a shit ton of time and as you get older, you begin to have less of it. And ironically, over time, given less time, fewer things begin to matter. And over the years, you begin to prefer being alone. Or at least I know I do.
Truth and same.@2 weeks ago with 155 notes
Just gettin’ paid and gettin’ laid.@2 weeks ago with 5 notes
I’m eating chocolates because I told you I was having a bad day and you told me to eat something I really wanted to eat. Ice cream was number one but I didn’t want to leave the house so chocolate almonds were the next best thing. Now I’m lying here and reading a book about Darwin and ignoring you because today I told you that I see the glass half full but you grabbed the cup from me and turned it upside down and spilled everything onto the floor. I hope you know that I’m not cleaning it up.@2 weeks ago with 8 notes
@2 weeks ago with 5 notes
Sucks when someone becomes like a baby blanket… You know you shouldn’t touch it anymore…. but it just feels so good.