kaitmpayne: Clementines are the shit. Also, I accidentally got drunk and ate ranch dressing last night. I guess it wasn’t really an accident, more like poor drunken judgement. Anyway, now I’m giving myself the weekend and going back to cutting out dairy on Monday. I know you all care.  Being drunk is the toughest. Can I come over and cook for you a vegan feast?

kaitmpayne:

Clementines are the shit. 

Also, I accidentally got drunk and ate ranch dressing last night. I guess it wasn’t really an accident, more like poor drunken judgement. Anyway, now I’m giving myself the weekend and going back to cutting out dairy on Monday. I know you all care. 

Being drunk is the toughest. Can I come over and cook for you a vegan feast?
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